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🎯 WTF GTM Daily Digest

September 8, 2025 – Your daily dose of B2B GTM industry “intelligence” 🙄

While the rest of the world was out apple picking, getting ready for school, and sucking down PSLs like they're never coming back, HubSpot was the center of the GTM and CRM world last week. Salesforce was clearly feeling left out and decided to spend some money. In the world of AI, Anthropic cut some really big checks (or a bunch of really small ones, we don't know). And it seems like we are in a little bit of a quiet period before everybody tries to win everything in the 4th quarter.

📈 Funding & Acquisitions

Anthropic: AI Safety Company Raises $13B, Immediately Spends $1.5B on Copyright Lawyers

Because nothing says "responsible AI development" like raising the largest funding round in history and then cutting the biggest copyright settlement check ever written. At least they're consistent about breaking records. GTM teams should note: this sets the new bar for what "enterprise-ready AI" actually costs when you factor in legal compliance.

Salesforce: Drops $1.9B on Own Company Because Apparently They Don't Own Enough Already

Marc Benioff's shopping spree continues with a data management acquisition that's probably cheaper than their annual Dreamforce budget. Own specializes in data protection, which is ironic given Salesforce's track record of owning everything else in the CRM ecosystem. RevOps teams rejoice—more integration headaches incoming.

Recall.ai: Raises $38M to Make Conversation Data "Instantly Accessible" (Unlike Your CRM Data)

Another AI startup promises to solve the problem of actually using the data you're already collecting. Used by HubSpot and Apollo, because apparently even the platforms that collect conversation data need help making it useful. Sales enablement teams everywhere are adding another tool to their "maybe this one will finally work" stack.

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🚀 Product Launches

HubSpot: Declares Marketing Funnels Dead, Introduces "Loop" Because Circles Are Apparently Revolutionary

After 200+ product launches at INBOUND, HubSpot decides the real innovation is... geometric shapes. Their new "Loop Marketing" framework promises to replace funnels with something that sounds suspiciously like what good marketers have been doing all along. Marketing ops teams will love explaining why their attribution models need another overhaul.

🤝 Partnerships & Integrations

HubSpot & Talkdesk: Finally, Someone Figured Out How to Make Phone Calls Work with CRM

Talkdesk integrates with HubSpot for "unified customer engagement," which is consultant-speak for "your phone system will now talk to your CRM without requiring a PhD in systems integration." Revolutionary stuff, truly.

🏆 Customer Wins & Case Studies

Pretty quiet weekend. Everybody must be in the throes of getting back to school, Labor Day weekend hangovers, or business sucks. Your call.

👔 Executive Moves

You saw the jobs report last week, right? Holy crap, there's no jobs anywhere! Everybody's staying put. Paychecks are fun, ond the Fed will be doing some revisions of its own on the interest rate.

💡 Industry Insights

  • AI Funding Surge: Anthropic's $13B round signals continued massive investment in AI infrastructure

  • Data & Integration Focus: Major acquisitions (Salesforce/Own, Apollo/Bridge) emphasize data management capabilities

  • Marketing Evolution: HubSpot's Loop framework represents shift from traditional funnel thinking to AI-driven approaches

    It's all HubSpot, Salesforce, AI, blah blah blah blah blah. I can't wait until we have something fantastically new like an AI solution that sends out hyper-personalized messages that don't sound anything like you at scale. What are you seeing in the GTM space that isn't utter bollocks and silly nonsense?

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